Much like the movie, Seven with Brad Pitt, the Seven Deadly Sins examines the dark side of the human spirit through a series of vignettes- and of course, every sin involves sex. We begin by seeing the electronics expo in Los Angeles, where the XXX Erotica booth attracts the biggest crowds. Who couldn’t see that one coming? Anyway, the Envy portion begins with a homely looking Julia Anne comes to the show to meet Janine, who is her idol. After Janine is mean to her she goes home and sits in her upstairs shrine to Janine. Then magically Julia is transported to a room with Janine in it. She calls a Janine a bitch and they fight, but then they decide to lick and make up. After a bit of box-munching, Janine straps on a dildo and rams Julia over a chair before she brings out a little pink vibrator and brings her to climax. The next scene features (Lust) starts with Candy Hill walking around through her daily routine, seeing all kinds of people and fantasizing about having sex with them. Candy’s dream plays out like this: she is laying spread on a table being poked, prodded, and licked by five guys. Then two leave so that the three left can get into every orifice- three holes, no waiting. While one guy slams her, she sucks another, and jerks off yet another. They then opt for the double penetration while she sucks off the third. And just as all three cum on her, she wakes up in said parking lot. Anger comes next. Azlea is in bed with some guy, riding him into the ground when her husband walks in and catches her. Needless to say, she wins the argument and he storms out, only to find himself in a strange red room with Azlea, but he is of course much more aggressive in bed then before- just the way she wants him to be. They talk mad shit to each other as they both masturbate, then continue to talk shit as they go down on each other. The argument continues as he hits her missionary style, and then up on all fours like the bitch in heat that she is. After completion, he looks around the room and sees all of the guys that she’s cheated on him with. Gluttony is on tap next, but unlike the movie Seven, this sin doesn’t involve a ridiculously fat man. Alexandra Silk and her husband are bored with their sex life, so they get Shelbee Myne, Heaven Leigh, and Sharon Kane to get it on in their living room. They start off simply enough by licking a little snatch, and then out comes the food. They smear it everywhere and then lick it off each other. Meanwhile, Alexandra and her husband are playing with each other in the background as a weird domination flick with Janine runs in the background. After the girls have satisfactorily orally copulated each other they get up to leave and find Alexandra and the guy under a blanket twitching. It appears that Veronica’s sin is that of pride. Some guys come up to her during a photo shoot, but she is too good to talk to them because she is a “Vivid girl.” She then finds herself in a mirrored room on a rotating bed, surrounded by people watching her play with herself. A guy then joins in and takes care of that itch for her. Enter Jewell Valmont stage left, jumping into the action. Veronica sucks him, while he goes down on Jewell, then the two girls go at it as he continues to lick Jewell. Sick of foreplay, Veronica climbs on top before he flips her over for some action from behind. Finally, he abandons Veronica in favor of Jewell- Veronica still gets to watch and masturbate, which is the way she wakes up at the photo shoot, with all the guys watching, of course. Reagan Starr is sitting on the couch trying to get a chip off the table with her tongue in the gluttony section of the film. We cut to the interior of her body where a naked Reagan is screaming because she wants to get laid and the outer Reagan is too fucking lazy to take care of business. So to avoid gas pains, the outer Reagan calls an escort who comes over and pulls down her sweats to lick her snatch. Meanwhile, on the inside, interior Reagan is in a strong 69 before he spreads her legs and throws it in. He then rolls her over and hits it from behind while standing on the couch. On the outside, the guy has to lift Reagan up to get her on his cock because she is eating and doesn’t want to move. He then lays her down and gives her money back because “fucking stiffs” wasn’t in his contract. Quite annoyed, the interior Reagan decides to emerge through the real Reagan’s cunt. The final sin, greed, has three ministers talking and one bragging about he can have any chick. To prove it, he goes over to Veronica, Lola, and Dee who are sitting at a nearby picnic table. They strip him down and Veronica goes down on him as Lola and Dee play with each other. Veronica then climbs on top to do the pole dance, as the other two eat each other out. Veronica then gets off and gives Lola a chance, as she plays with Dee. Meanwhile, other girls are starting to crawl in from all sides. Finally, Lola, Dee, and Veronica all start to take turns bobbing on his cock. Then all the girls that have been creeping in, jump on him and he desperately tries to get away, but they drag him back to the table and start fighting over him. Overall, this movie is the quality expected from Vivid. It was a bit preachy about the evil in people and that we are all going to burn, but the sex was good enough to overlook that. In terms of features, as always, Vivid has the Interactive Studio with previews and picture galleries, along with clips from the AVN awards and bios of all the girls. Top shelf features.
